My Top Ten Best/Worst Zelda Villains (Redone)

top 10 best/worst Zelda villains

First, id like to state, that for everyone who looks at this and says: Oh finally hes rethinking his crappy opinion that he had in that first video, and to all of you who think that id like to say: KISS MY ASS!!! And i should also say I should of called that top ten best worst Zelda boss fights, not villains, because THAT'S why ganondorf is in it so much!

And now, without further to do, here's the new stuff i have to say about those bosses, in what I actually AM calling the top ten best worst Zelda boss fights. This will have nothing to do with how good the boss is, it will instead reflect on how original, difficult and fun the boss fights were, and again, please comment with full honesty, and if you just want to say im gay and bongo bongo was awesome, KINDLY GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!! Now, time to get down to bidness! Oh, and one more little thing, if I've never played a Zelda game, its bosses will not be counted, like minish cap, spirit tracks, Zelda 2, etc...

Best

10- Ganon (OOT) (Fun)
What can you say about Ganon, he's the final boss of my favorite Zelda game. He's not really hard, and not entirely original, but damnit he is fun to fight, and screw that naryu's love crap, you can use that if you want, but even with full hearts and no half damage protection from the great fairy, he's still easier than he should be...

9- Iron Knuckles (Any) (Fun)
Another boss that's not hard or original, but goddamnit I love fighting these things. Especially in Majora's Mask, when you can fight one as many times as you want in the Ikana graveyard, sure you have to go back in time every time you kill it, but its worth it to fight this boy, and damnit, dodging that axe that can kill your ass in a few hits is fun, and I love to test my dodging skills against it...

8- Medusa Head (OS) (Original)
My favorite boss from Oracle of Seasons, the quite original boss, Medusa Head. Petrification beams, fast movement and a whopping 25 hits needed to kill it, if you went into this fight either ignorant of the asskicking waiting for you in the next room, or low on health with no fairies, you are screwed! And I only wish it was an earlier boss, because I can't stand playing the whole game only to get to it and after playing the game so many times, I kill the damn thing without really trying... But I still love this boss and fighting it is totally fun on a bun!

7- Igos Du Ikana (MM) (Fun)
Wow, finally, a boss with an easter egg in the fight. Not only is this guy a slight bit tough to kill, but he does the funniest damn thing if you fight him while wearing the captain's hat. (Show clip) HAHAHA!!! Oh it's fun that they finally gave us a special treat for doing something random in a fight...

6- Nightmare (LA) (Hard)
This guy is hard! Well, at least the first time you fight him, because unless you know what to do ahead of time, get ready for several deaths and alot of trial and error, but after a bullshit game like what half of Link's Awakening was, this was a boss that I will gladly fight over and over, even if I do have to visit a library to do so... Oh well, it's still fun to fight, and holy crap, it took me so long to figure out what to do, then my cousin, who had played the game before totally came out and was all like, just do this, and this, and this, and then you can beat it... I COULD OF FIGURED IT OUT!!!

5- Veran (OA) (Fun)
Another fun boss, Veran is also a bit tough unless you know what to do when she does something. Despite the fact that every from has exploits that make her easy to kill, she also can switch between forms at will, which I don't believe had been done before that fight, she also teams up with a quartet of Dark Links, which is even more awesome! And she was also my favorite villainess from the Zelda series...

4- Dark Link (OOT) (Hard)
Dark Link, original, well, a little bit, is actually hard if you don't know what you're doing, or if you don't use the din's fire exploit. But over all having a miniboss that's an evil version of you was clever and fun as hell to play. Not only would I like to see more of these kinds of fights, but I would of liked to fight multiple versions of Dark Link at once, that would of been fun!

3- Argarok (TP) (Fun)
YAY! Dragon boss! I mean, a cool looking one... Bout damn time... Anyhoo, I like to fight argarok because he's actually one of the only hard bosses in Twilight Princess, which is notorious for hard dungeons and easy as fucking get out bosses, a few of which i will be discussing later... But the fight against argarok was clever, swinging on stuff, knocking the dragon out of the air and wailing on it, damn that's a fun time in the sky!

2- Ganon (OS or OA) (Hard)
WOW, this guy kicked my ass the first time I fought him, he dragged my ass into that fucking blue room and pushed my shit in all over the room. But after a few tries, I got beating him down to a science, but I like this guy because of how hard it is to damage his big blue ass, unless you have the master sword, which of course I didn't... Damnit... Oh well, he's a fun version of Ganon and he's not only hard to even get to, but hard as french bread to beat once you've actually gotten to him!

1- Darknut (TP) (FUN FUN FUN)
MY FAVORITE BOSS EVER!!! Oh my god, it's like they read my mind when they put him in the bottom of that fairy well thing and let you fight multiple versions of him at the same time. And of course, I love to take my time with this boss, because he's as fun to play with as a pair of giant boobs! He's a match for your sword fighting skills, and he looks AWESOME!!!! A huge dark knight with a giant sword who's not afraid to fight dirty, knockin your ass around with his shield.

Worst

10- Flare Dancers (OOT) (Easy)
What in bob marley's ghost face does this thing even do? I've never seen these things as anything but a big spinning top that you blow up and then chase around the room, so for being easier to kill than a dead bug,they get the number ten spot on the worst boss fight list.

9- Zelda (TP) (Easy)
Again, Zelda is on the bad side, not because she's unoriginal, or uninteresting, but she is waaaaaaaay to easy for where she is in the game. or crap's sake, I've taken more damage from Ghoma in OOT than I have from Zelda. To this day, after dozens of playthroughs, she has never hit me, not once!!! She belonged much earlier in the game at her difficulty level, or at least pump her up and make clones of her or something to make those attacks harder to dodge...

8- Puppet Ganon (WW) (Annoying)
I do not like this boss, not one little bit! He's not really hard, and still pretty original, but goddamnit, fighting this guy is like at least 50% luck. If yer not in the right spot when that fucking spider form drops down, you ain't shootin shit there pecos! I'm sure many of you are better shots than I am, so maybe he's more annoying to me, but he's not a bad boss as a whole, but he's too goddamn annoying to fight to be on the good side of the list...

7- Zant (TP) (Let down)
This guy again, well, let's get the crying out of the way... (Crying) Why? Why did he have to be such a total douche? He was such a badass, and now he's only cool when other people make him cool when they do his character themselves. But at least he can use some interesting teleporting magic and do all kinds of transformation moves to get all crazy on your ass, but why did the guys who designed his character have to go and make him a douche? Why a douche? WAHHHHHHH!!!! AHHH-HAAAH-HAAHHHH!!! Douche...

6- Molderm and Ganon (LP) (Annoying)
These bosses aren't really that bad, in fact they're both pretty easy, but they both have the same problem that's just inexcusable... If they knock you off the platform they're fighting you on, YOU START THE FIGHT OVER AGAIN!!! That is just not allowed!!! Shame on you nintendo! Shame!

5- Bongo Bongo (OOT) (Easy)
Hey, look who it is, ol' do nothing and look funny while doing it... Okay, I will admit, Bongo Bongo is not as bad as I said he was, but he is not a hard boss. Not even close, in fact, there are several bosses you fight as a kid that are harder than him. In fact, if you've beaten the stone hands in Mario 64, you've got the strategy down to beat the crap out of this guy...

4- Morpheel (TP) (EASY EASY EASY)
Okay, now I want to make something perfectly clear, during me and my brother's first playthrough of this game, he played up to this point and could not beat this boss, he cleared the dungeon easy, but he couldn't kill this damn worm thing. So he called on ol' Tuck to do it for him...And in I walked, having never even seen this boss before, I played it one time, and beat the ever living shit out of this guy, i didn't even know what the hell to do, and I couldn't of beaten this guy faster... I'm going on record and saying that this guy is only harder than one boss in any game, and that boss is Ghoma, from OOT, the retard test boss...

3- Gyorg (MM) (Hard)
Again, another boss that is far harder than it's dungeon, I'll admit, the first time playing through this game, I got stuck in this dungeon and stopped playing for over a year, but i soon came back and what did I find after basically walking through this dungeon? This fucking fish!!!!! Oh my god, they may as well rename this boss, stun him and hit him one time while he wakes up and then eats your ass! Damn, after a dozen playthorughs, I have never killed this thing without being hit at least once...

2- Majora's Incarnation (MM) (Easy)
Again, I don't really have a problem with this boss, in fact besides the fact the it is ANNOYING AS HELL, watching it moonswalk around the room and throw shiny balls at you, my only beef with this guy is that he is waaaaaaaay too easy, and for as hyper a boss as he is, he is not as erratic as I thought he would be, other than that, he almost passes as a decent boss... He's just too easy...

1- Molgera (WW) (HATE)
OH MY JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS, I hate this boss, typically whenever I come to this part in Wind waker i usually stop playing because I really, really REALLY hate this guy. Not because he's hard, but the controls of link when fighting him. I don't know what it is, or even if it's only me, but this is a boss that makes me feel like I have like crack head hands because I can't hit shit in this fight. I attack the babies, I miss and they hurt me, I use the hookshot on the tongue, I miss, and he eats me and often kills me, but my biggest hatred of this boss is not only that he totally sucks, but you have to fight him twice! GODDAMNIT!!! I almost stopped playing Wind Waker because of this fucking thing!

Well, here ya go, my opinion of the top ten best and worst Zelda boss fights, not top ten best worst bosses, so if that's what yer lookin' for, yer watching the wrong vid, sorry turkeys! But still, I hope you've enjoyed the video, and again, if you don't agree with me, feel free to speak your opinion, but if you leave a comment that has nothing to do with anything but me being gay and something about Bongo Bongo, I will hunt your ass down!