Wish list

Apparently there's something on this internet thing called a wish list, and i was thinking its something hilarious, but no, it is not at all...

So here's something that I would call a wish list:
TheBigT2000's wish list!

- A zillion dollars
- Xbox live
- A chance to punch Ashton Kutcher in his smart-ass face
- Kabuto so I can finally get all 151 Pokemon on my Blue Version
- A trip to the land of Japan (hello Asian ladies :3)
- A chance to punch Ashton Kutcher in his smart-ass face a couple more times
- Free food from Panda Express forever (Gotta love that orange chicken)
- God of war games on the Xbox 360
- Freedom to bitch-slap hippies
- Replica of the Schiavona from Assassin's Creed 2
- A date with Lucy Liu (meow :3)
- Make texting illegal inside of a moving car
- For feminists to shut the hell up
- Free 3 ring binders and page protectors so I can keep my drawings in a safe place
- Selling prices for old YuGiOh and Magic cards to go up (So I can finally get rid of those damn things)
- More to be added later>:D